Starbucks Reserve Downtown now offers Live Cockroach Protein Egg Bites
In case you missed the latest trend – Cricket protein is a thing. I’ve tried the stuff, it’s not bad, mostly tastes of peanut butter to be honest. I’m all for it if it means a more eco-friendly way of filling our bellies with delicious amino acids.
But what if I told you that Crickets are not the only innovative thing in this realm of science.
Enter Starbucks Reserve on Georgia and Granville.
Redditor MichyDo just posted evidence of Starbucks taking the insect protein craze to new heights, as they clearly now offer Cockroach infused Sous Vide Egg Bites. To be honest, I always thought the egg bites needed a bit of crunch to them.
The best part of the whole thing? It’s ALSO a workout, as the cockroaches are ALIVE, so you have to chase them around to eat them!
I’m sure you’re wondering if this was maybe just a mistake, born of terrible hygiene practices and years of even worse coffee affecting the staff synapses, but one Redditor asked: