Paragon Tea Room

Paragon Tea Room

Our Rating

10 Tea

9 Food

10 Staff

9 Venue

8 Location

9 Price

www.paragontearoom.com
2207 Cambie St
Vancouver
COVID Hours
Mon-Sun: 10:30am-5pm

Paragon Tea Room

I’m British and quite honestly I’m aware I go on about this way too much.

But seriously, why not, when I can get better service at a restaurant because I drop the words vitamins, tomatoes and bananas?

Anyway, why am I talking about this? Because as someone with an English accent I’m uniquely qualified to write this review.

Today I’m going to review a Tea shop.

Paragon Tea Room is what happens when you mix the biggest tea nerd you’ll ever meet in your whole life with the Pixar character WALL-E then slap an egg battered interior designer into the mix.

And if that description doesn’t make sense, I completely understand. But trust me guv’nor, this place is absolutely bloody amazing.

What’s the coffee tea like in Paragon?

OK calm down, it’s a tea menu, so we’re not going to be talking about coffee at all in this review.

Paragon are part of the Siply network of cafes, which means I saved a bunch of cash using the Siply app to buy my drinks. Click here if you want to download the app. You’ll see that each drink below shows you how much you can save.

Paragon focuses on making all their teas via something called a Teaspresso machine.

Teaspresso machine at Paragon Tea Room

It’s like La Marzocco had a love child with WALL-E.

WALL-E Toy holding cup

The idea of this machine is to mimic the extremely lengthy process of a Tea Ceremony. They have distilled the hour-long event into a 2-minute brew.

Hojicha Oat Misto

Hojicha Misto Drink

Price: $5.95
Price with Siply: $4.64

Hojicha is a roasted green tea. You’ll have almost certainly had this at some point in a sushi joint. You know the one that is 90% of the time watery crap and then you find that one place that does it and it’s AMAZING, then you go back two weeks later and it’s awful?

Well, Paragon has quite simply blown EVERY misconception of this tea out of the water for me.

It. Is. Frikkin. Delicious.

There’s an immediate toasty and rich flavour, with a lingering sweet, almost caramel taste on the back end.

This might be my favourite tea of all time.

What made this even more enjoyable was watching how they brewed it.

They put ground tea into the portafilter of the Teaspresso machine then immediately pour hot water through it… right into the drain.

Teaspresso machine at Paragon tea Room

I’m not going to lie, the first time I saw it I yelped like a Chihuahua.

Turns out that there’s a bunch of crap you don’t want in your teacup that is washed out in the first pulse of water.

Then what happens is there are several pulses of water that happen over the course of a couple of minutes as the cup fills up.

I’m not going to pretend like I truly understand it, but it’s magical to watch.

Iced Matcha Misto

Iced Matcha Oat Misto

Price: $7.00
Price with Siply: $5.46

I used to turn my nose up at Matcha, but Iktsuarpok Coffee Stand changed my opinion on that. Turns out good Matcha tastes great.

Paragon use ceremonial grade Matcha in their drinks. What this basically means is it’s super high quality.

The Matcha flavour was crisp, slightly vegetal, and had a strong sweet punch to it, with a slightly bitter, but delicious aftertaste.

I should probably explain that last part.

Matcha in bowl being hald

Think of dark chocolate. It’s delicious and sweet, but slightly bitter in a nice way. That’s probably the best way I’ve come up with explaining Matcha.

The Earths Own Oatmilk (99% of their drinks are plant milk-based) gives it a delicious richness to it, with a slight sweetness.

If I’m being honest, it’s a really odd drink to describe. But I’m 100% a fan.

Hojicha Hawthorne Berry Kombucha

Iced Kombucha

Price: $6.35
Price with Siply: $4.95

I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know there was something called a Hawthorne berry! It almost sounds like it’s from a family farm on a rolling meadow in the south downs of England. Perhaps it’s got lots of vitamins in it. Maybe it tastes like tomatoes or bananas…

Well, actually it tastes crisp, slightly fruity and has an amazing light fizz to it. The Hawthorne berries make it look great, but also (I think) added to the fruit flavours.

As with any Kombucha, there’s the usual slightly vinegar taste to it, but this was way more subtle than anything you’ll buy off the shelf.

What’s the food like at Paragon Tea Room

Paragon only serves one type of food right now – Bubble Waffles!

They have the choice of sweet and savoury. I tried both.

The Bacon Cheese

Bubble Waffles being poured

Price: $6.85

Crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside with a hint of smoky-richness from the bacon and even more richness from the cheese. This is the kind of thing you want to eat with a non-milk-based drink. For example, I had this with the hojicha tea, so the clean crispness of the tea complimented the richness of the waffle.

The Mochi Matcha

Bubble Waffle

Price: $7.50

Similar to the above waffle: Crispy on the outside, fluffy inside but with a delicious chewy mochi ball in every bubble and a slight sweetness.

The Matcha flavour was very subtle and the sweet flavour was subtle. It was a great example of a mellow sweet treat.

Staff

In a word – incredible. There’s not a huge roster of staff members, so you’re going to run into the same faces again and again. I love this, as it means they very quickly learn who you are to give you white-glove treatment. They’re all exceptionally patient when you ask questions about their drinks and food, with genuine excitement when they get to dig into the really nerdy descriptions about their teas especially.

Woman in coffee shop

If you want a real treat, ask Michelle (who’s also the owner) about her Traditional Chinese Medicine teas. She’s a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

Venue

Ok, this ones a strange one. Paragon shares a space with Porto Coffee. Or at least they did, because as of shortly into the COVID craziness, Porto closed their doors permanently.

So I’m going to review their workspace only, but I’ll mention the shared space.

Their bar is a blend of sleek lines, daring colours, natural woods and beautiful urns. That’s right, urns!

Obviously they’re tea urns and don’t have great aunt Gladys in them.

Paragon Tea Room

The whole space is clean and inviting, with a flow from the order station to the pickup location.

By the way, when you pick up your drink, it’s mandatory that you fist bump this guy.

Actually, don’t fist bump. Give him a socially distant high five.

At the time of writing, the rest of the shop is not in use at the moment, so you can’t sit down and stay for a drink. When you can, however, there are window seats, stand up pillar seats, and an amazing pair of communal tables in the middle. It’s a really social place to hang out.

Location

Paragon is in such a weird location that’s simultaneously the best place ever and also kind of quiet. However, it overall ends up being a great thing.

First off you’re literally on the doorstep of the Olympic Village SkyTrain. Then you have endless amounts of buses that stop locally, as well as plenty of Mobi bike stations.

You might think this is a nightmare of a location for free parking, but my sneaky tip is that the east side of 4th and Cambie has some 2-hour free parking but the paid parking is $1 per hour.

Bathrooms

The bathrooms belong to the building so I’m not reviewing them.

Conclusion

OK, I’m TOTALLY sold on the idea of hanging out in a Tea Shop!

Paragon combines amazing venue, top-shelf service, bloody tasty food and varied selection of absolutely delicious drinks, all made in unique ways.

If you’re in any way a tea snob, you’re going to want to make this a part of your life.

Cheerio!

Kombucha being poured


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