EDIT: This was an April fools joke. I’m obviously not intending to create a site so ridiciulous, even though dozens of you think it’s an amazing idea!
We’re really excited to announce a new spin-off from the Vancouver Coffee Snob brand. Announcing Vancouver Barista Snob, the definitive way to rate your barista.
In our patented, trademarked, copyrighted and robo-guarded system, we allow you, the
lowly peasants lovely people of Vancouver, to give your baristas a rating out of ten in various important aspects of their careers:
But wait, it doesn’t stop there! We’re implementing a mandatory donation system in order to influence your own rating as a barista!
Don’t like your review? Simply pay us and we’ll improve your rating! Don’t like another barista, pay even more and we’ll drop their score!
We’re creating a totally unbiased system of rating that’s limited only by your ability to spend money, neat huh?
Happy April fools day, you fools!